IF you dont eat your veggi's FUCK'EM
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Due to increasing liability, The Swingers Community
has accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
WARNING labels be placed immediately on or near the Squirtdoctors body
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WARNING: The consumption or use of companion known as Squirtdoctor may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption 0r use of companion known as Squirtdoctor may make you think you are whimpering when you are really moaning loud ,and disrupting the room
WARNING: The consumption or use of the Squirtdoctor is a major factor in dancing like a giraffe in heat.
WARNING: The consumption or use of the Squirtdoctor may cause you to have Tempory Turret syndrome which is the uncontrolled blurting out of such things as OMG !!!. Over and over again.
WARNING: The consumption or use of the Squirtdoctor may cause you to
to howl and growl like a wolf.
WARNING: The consumption or use of the Squirtdoctor may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are of no futher use to you because you have been ruined.
WARNING: The consumption or use of the Squirtdoctor may make you think you can logically converse while having sex with him, in truth the only thing you can say is OMG Fuck Me Daddy!!!
WARNING: The consumption or use of the Squirtdoctor may be the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
WARNING: The consumption or use of the Squirtdoctor may create the situation that you are having uncontrollable orgasms in public and people are watching. They are.
WARNING: The consumption or use of the Squirtdoctor may lead you to think people are jealous of your condition “which they are and wish to join in”
WARNING: The consumption or use of the Squirtdoctor in a 69 position may cause you to swallow
WARNING: The consumption or use of the Squirtdoctor may cause you to have uncontrollable squirting orgasms in multiple’s of 5 or more.
WARNING: Must ask about bondage, spankings, floggings and other BDSM activities.
If you have read the Warning’s and understand the consequences then by all means lets play for hours The Squirtdoctor “aka Taz